Category: Joke Board
My friend Paul grew up with a guy, Todd, one of these opinionated types. Opinionated, great, but he's one of those "free speech" types without respect for common courtesy, like you don't use the term 'nigger' in a room full of people including some black. Apparently a mutual friend took his final offense to this jerk, and I'm going to assume Todd has an aversion to gays. So to get back the mutual friend posted an add in Todd's name, on craigslist, stating "I'm moving to Provincetown and selling all my furniture." For those who don't know New England at all, Provincetown is MA's equivalent to San Francisco's Castro Street, a gay male mecca. When my friend, who never liked Todd, heard about the kind of feminine men who showed up at his door saying they were "here for the furniture", he about died laughing, and so did i when he told me this story. Why have a fight when you can get 'em on craigslist?! I'm still laughing at this one!
I just hope Tod isn't the violent type to hurt these poor men. Otherwise, it was really funny.